How NOT to Do It

My husband recently showed me this video montage from the King of Queens in which Lou Ferrigno moves in next door to the family. This excites Arthur (Jerry Stiller) because he has a screenplay–Reconsidering Sandy–he’d like to show Lou.

So enjoy how NOT to pitch your manuscript:

Of course, if you choose to self-publish, you’ll never have to worry about pitching it to anyone but your readers. And there are also several lessons to be learned about that too. I won’t spoil it for you.